Happy New Year!

 Inventory
by Dorothy Parker

Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. 

Four be the things I'd been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. 

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. 

Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.