|Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Earth Eye
Your Superpower is Distant Attack
Your Weakness is Balloons
Your Weapon is Your Silver Bludgeon
Your Mode of Transportation is Stilts
Philosophical argument is certainly distant attack; balloons, with their hot air, are certainly a philosopher's weakness; every student of philosophy makes use of an occasional silver bludgeon; and it's something of a job requirement to move around with our heads in the clouds.
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