Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
MORAL: All politicians divide, with some overlap, into four categories: those who fiddle away doing nothing, those who pretend to do impossible things, those who mock everyone else from the sidelines, and those who will steal your silverware if they get the chance.
